Archive for April, 2010
April 29th, 2010 Posted at The Word
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April 27th, 2010 Posted at Jokes
April 27th, 2010 Posted at Pictures
Arabian, country, Credit, Drivers, Education, Free, health, hot, house, Job, Joke, language, lobbyist, protest, Saudi, Security, shot, Social, spy, Subsidized, U.S., Washington, Welfare
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If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
If you cross the U.S. border illegally you get…………………………..
A Job
A Drivers License
Social Security Card
Welfare
Food Stamps
Credit Cards
Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
Free Education
Free health care
A lobbyist in Washington
Billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language
and
the right to carry your country’s flag while you protest that you don’t get enough respect
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I just wanted to make sure
I had a firm grasp on the situation…
I just heard that president Obama is going to impose a 40% tax on aspirin because it’s white and it works!!!
April 27th, 2010 Posted at The Word
Now you can click the [Translate] button and translate all of the posts to the language of your choice…
I-90 will be closed tomorrow across South Dakota .
They are hauling a 200 ton lump of coal so they can add Obama to Mount Rushmore
April 23rd, 2010 Posted at Jokes
Just wanted you to know in case you don’t hear from me for a while. So Long.
Aliens Are Here
Female aliens are invading the earth
and kidnapping men with big dicks….
you’re not in any danger,
I just blogged to say
goodbye
NOTICE TO ALL GARLIC LOVERS…
For years doctors and scientists have told us that some foods are good for us, only to be told later that they bad for us, and again they tell us that some foods are bad for us, and all the time they’ve been good for us. There doesn’t seem to be much proof either way to suggest what is good or bad, until now that is.
Garlic is definitely BAD for us
“You Are What You Eat”
Garlic Warning!
Sorry folks… If I had to look at it, so did you!
April 21st, 2010 Posted at The Word
Check it out we now have a chat, have fun
April 19th, 2010 Posted at Jokes
During a company’s recent password audit, it was found that a blonde employee was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
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