1.  At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point
your hair dryer at passing cars.  See if they slow down. 
2.  Page yourself over the intercom.  Don’t disguise your voice.
3.  Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with that.
4.  Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5.  Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.  Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
6.  In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
diamonds".
7.  Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
8.  Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
9.  Specify that your drive through order is "to go"
10.  Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds
all day.
11.  Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Bottom.
12.  When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling
"Run for your lives, they’re loose!"
13.  Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to
have to let one of you go."
14.  And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity….  Send
this email to someone to make them smile.  It’s called therapy.