CmPuFxR» CmPuFxR http://www.cmpufxr.com Offensive Humor at its Best Sat, 04 Sep 2010 18:46:47 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Warning!! http://www.cmpufxr.com/2010/warning/ http://www.cmpufxr.com/2010/warning/#comments Wed, 14 Apr 2010 00:56:07 +0000 RJ http://www.cmpufxr.com/wordpress/?p=9

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Seems a sheep farmer was puzzled about the disappearance of some sheep on his farm. After a few weeks the farmer decided to put up an electric fence.

 
About a week later, this is what he found!
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Now, I know we’ve all heard of people being eaten by snakes & I bet most of us have said, ‘If a snake tried to eat me, I’d blah, blah, blah & get away.’

Read more and see photo at bottom.

Well, this is a Python & they’re extremely aggressive & have a few teeth that they use to hold their prey while they wrap around them & then constrict.

Could you get away if this one bit you & held on with it’s

‘few teeth?’ see below

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(Note: The wires are 10 inches apart.)

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Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:

Wal-Mart Employee:?’Hello ‘dis Wal-Mart’s, how can I help you?’

Customer: ‘Yes, I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.’

Wal-Mart Employee:?’Whachu want on da cake?’

Customer: ‘Best Wishes Suzanne.’   And underneath that, . ..   ‘We will miss you’.

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