Posts Tagged ‘language’

July 28th, 2010  Posted at   Funny, Hotness, Jokes, Pictures

 

I never knew this. I am so glad my friend provided me information that can help me more properly use the English language.

There is a right way and a wrong way to pronounce

"Oklahoma "

The Proper Way is: ‘Okla . . . homa’

 
(There’s a pause between the ‘a’ and the ‘h’.)

I can prove it. .

  

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     There, you learned something today!!!

April 27th, 2010  Posted at   Funny, Jokes

Let me see if I got this right…..

If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard   labor.

If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.

If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.

If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.

If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.

If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

If you cross the U.S. border illegally you get…………………………..

A Job

A Drivers License

Social Security Card

Welfare

Food Stamps

Credit Cards

Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house

Free Education

Free health care

A lobbyist in Washington

Billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language

and

the right to carry your country’s flag while you protest that you don’t get enough respect

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I just wanted to make sure

I had a firm grasp on the situation…

April 27th, 2010  Posted at   The Word

Now you can click the [Translate] button and translate all of the posts to the language of your choice…

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