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Take a look at this!  I mean what an ATV!!

With the severe cold and massive snow storms that have been blanketing the midwest and east coast, it is easy for people to overlook the devastating storm that recently tore through the Florida Keys.  Attached is a photo of just some of the massive damage experienced by residents of this ocean paradise.

Two old guys were chatting…..

One said to the other:
"My 85th birthday was yesterday.
The wife gave me an SUV".

Other guy responded:
"Wow, that’s amazing!!…..
Imagine, an SUV!!..
What a great gift!"

First guy:
"Yup !!…. Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"

Have you noticed that since singer Susan Boyle, who professes to being a virgin, has been on TV,  there’s been a marked drop in suicide bombings. Apparently many of the terrorists didn’t realize what a virgin looked like.

Only in Pennsylvania …

People in Schuylkill County ,   Pennsylvania  have a warped sense of humor.

It must be something in the coal-infused water.
This is the pull off at SR 61 and Adamsdale Rd.

A  deer was hit there.

The couch was dumped there previously.

Day two the deer was on the couch.

Day three the end table and lamp showed up.

Day four the TV and TV stand showed up.

The Trooper had to call PENN DOT because of all the people stopping to take pictures.
The cardboard caption in front of the deer on the couch reads,

"Sorry Hunters.

Obama ruined healthcare.

We can’t afford to have injured hunters on our conscience, 

so I’m staying home!

Sorry,

the Deer."